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    In Which NTodd Says His Peace

Tuesday, May 04, 2004
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Bush Rally In Michigan


Edited for clarity:

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about being on a bus tour.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: Blahblahblah, stronger, safer, better, we will win on November the 2nd.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

THE PRESIDENT: We've had a fabulous day today. Vote for me so Laura can be First Lady for four more years.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: 9/11. We're kicking terrorist ass.

AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA! USA!

THE PRESIDENT: Our military rocks.

AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA! USA!

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about not passing problems on to future Presidents.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: I'm running against an experienced United States Senator.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry flip-flopping.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry's campaign being full of bitterness and outbursts instead of calm debate.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry and taxes.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry and spending and taxes.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: Empty talk about jobs and economic isolationism won't get anybody hired. But here's some anyway.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: We kicked Saddam's ass.

AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA!

THE PRESIDENT: September the 11th, 2001. I'm taking names and kicking asses.

AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA!

THE PRESIDENT: America kicks ass.

AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA! USA!

THE PRESIDENT: Here's a nice lie: Kerry will only defend America if other countries [France] agree.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry voting against ammunition and supplies and body armor for our troops.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: September the 11th. Our military kicks ass.

AUDIENCE: Bush! Bush! Bush!

THE PRESIDENT: I won't come right out and say it, but abortionists are terrorists and activist judges like fags. Remember when I stood on the WTC rubble? That was cool.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

THE PRESIDENT: America rocks.

AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

ntodd 
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