Dohiyi Mir
In Which NTodd Says His Peace
Bush Rally In Michigan
Edited for clarity:
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about being on a bus tour.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: Blahblahblah, stronger, safer, better, we will win on November the 2nd.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
THE PRESIDENT: We've had a fabulous day today. Vote for me so Laura can be First Lady for four more years.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: 9/11. We're kicking terrorist ass.
AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA! USA!
THE PRESIDENT: Our military rocks.
AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA! USA!
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about not passing problems on to future Presidents.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: I'm running against an experienced United States Senator.
AUDIENCE: Booo!
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry flip-flopping.
AUDIENCE: Booo!
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry's campaign being full of bitterness and outbursts instead of calm debate.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry and taxes.
AUDIENCE: Booo!
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry and spending and taxes.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: Empty talk about jobs and economic isolationism won't get anybody hired. But here's some anyway.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: We kicked Saddam's ass.
AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA!
THE PRESIDENT: September the 11th, 2001. I'm taking names and kicking asses.
AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA!
THE PRESIDENT: America kicks ass.
AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA! USA!
THE PRESIDENT: Here's a nice lie: Kerry will only defend America if other countries [France] agree.
AUDIENCE: Booo!
THE PRESIDENT: Lie about Kerry voting against ammunition and supplies and body armor for our troops.
AUDIENCE: Booo!
THE PRESIDENT: September the 11th. Our military kicks ass.
AUDIENCE: Bush! Bush! Bush!
THE PRESIDENT: I won't come right out and say it, but abortionists are terrorists and activist judges like fags. Remember when I stood on the WTC rubble? That was cool.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE PRESIDENT: America rocks.
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
ntodd
