Dohiyi Mir
In Which NTodd Says His Peace
US Safer, Stronger Under Bush
"We bring the good news to Muslims of the world that the expected 'Winds of Black Death' strike against America is now in its final stage...90 percent (ready) and God willing near." (via Kick the Leftist)
Without the steady leadership of George W. Bush, "Winds of Black Death" would be 100% ready.
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[Correction: It's clear that Bush's policies haven't done a damn bit of good. And while the NTodd Times obviously cannot determine if the message is authentic, it does give the editors a bit of a the creeps (aside: did you know that if you enter 'heebiejeebies' at MW.com, one of the suggested words that comes up is 'Wahhabis'? Coincidence? I think not.) Does the strike name refer to a dirty bomb? A biological attack? Is it just a psyop? Will a Kerry presidency be able to defend against terror any better than BushCo? How? What do you think, readers?]
[Further correction: Analysis by the Middle East Media Research Institute concludes the letter is not from Al Qaeda. The editors at The NTodd Times are not sure if that makes us feel any better.]
