For Beatnik Joe
Beatnik Joe over at TTLB complained the other day that my photo caption contests aren't productive. No duh. Thus, from now on all caption contests will be in his honor. Please join me in the inaugural Beatnik Joe Caption Contest.
Nothing up my sleeve:
Tax cuts, a few wars, and poof!
Since I need to make make this event as unproductive as possible to honor Beatnik Joe, I'm throwing a few twists into the game. The rules:
1) It's a hybrid caption contest and haiku contest, as you might have guessed, so your caption must be in the 5-7-5 haiku form.
2) You can either use the photo I've chosen, or you can go find a funnier one to captionize. Include the image location along with your entry in the comments (if you need help with that, lemme know). The subject must be George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, or L. Paul Bremer III.
3) Deadline is midnight UTC this Sunday.
Prizes: $7.00 Amazon gift certificate for first place, and 2 runner-ups will receive $5.00 certificates. Please provide your e-mail address in comments, or e-mail it to me if you have privacy concerns.