Preserving Life and Liberty
Apparently USA PATRIOT isn't bad at all. How do I know? The DOJ has created a spiffy website at http://www.lifeandliberty.gov/
that tells me so.
It has all sorts of useful information, such as the page that dispels all those damned liberal myths
about how evil it is. Turns out all the hubbub is silly, because PATRIOT "limits domestic terrorism to conduct that breaks criminal laws, endangering human life", and other nice stuff. So relax! I know I'll sleep better tonight.
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