Bush Meets With His Friend Ahnold
Speaking in California today, President Bush said
, "the challenges we face today cannot be met with timid, timid actions or bitter, bitter words." He noted, however, that our challenges could be met with "timid, bitter actions and bitter, timid words." Mr. Bush went on to say that America's economic problems were "not my fault" and unemployment was too high "in this important state" to his election campaign. The President concluded: "United flight 93 was headed for the White House, which is why I went into hiding on that terrible day: 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11."
PS--I only made half of this up. Guess which half.