Political News In Brief
Speaking from what was once the Sequoia National Forest, President Bush declared that "major combat operations against Nature have ended." The President noted that the elimination of most trees, animals and other pests in the former forest has furthered "the cause of liberty, and...the peace of the world". California, part of the newly established Western Co-prosperity Sphere, was invaded this summer as it posed an immediate threat to the security of the Bush administration. With recently installed Governor Schwarzenegger in attendence, the President also used the occasion to look to the future and promote his "Healthy Planet Initiative". The Coalition of States Against the US/UK (CSAUU), made up of all the countries in the world except for the United States, Britain and their vassals, is expected to offer futile resistance to the plan, which will expand the War on Nature on a global scale.
[Update: I completed my thought in the last sentence.]