Canada A Blind Ref
Newsflash! President Bush announced moments ago the Department of Homeland Security has determined that Canada is to blame for the massive blackout crippling the US economy. "Our Canidarian neighbors have used weapons of mass disruption in an attack against freedom." The president continued, "Right after I get back from vacation, the very first thing I'm going to do is retaliate by lobbing a few MOABs at Ottawa."
When asked if maybe we should invest the necessary funds into our ailing electric grid, Bush responded that it was much more important to spend billions on a missile defense system that "would prevent exactly this kind of attack."
PS--Tom Burka reports
that he has received different information about the power outage.