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    In Which NTodd Says His Peace

Thursday, July 31, 2003
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Hurry! Rummy Caption Contest Is Almost Over

You've only got a few hours left to enter the Rummy Caption Contest. Join several other clever people who have already entered a caption for a chance to win 10 bucks from Amazon:

[Update, 8:42: Rumsfeld, providing his clean fingernails as evidence, insists that his had was not up Bush's ass in the months leading up to the Iraq conflict. - blunted]

"Do I believe that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it means that Saddam caused the 9/11 attacks? Gosh! Absolutely!" - Lilith

"Damn! I dropped my spliff!" - Nurse Ratched

"I'm crushing your heads! mwahhhh!" - Amy T

"Hey Powell, get over here. Massa needs a manicure." - spine

"And-A-One, And-A-Two ... !" - dan

In reaction, the Secretary mocked crybaby US soldiers in Iraq. With his hand upright like a sock puppet, a squeaky voice pleads, "Please don't kill me!" - EssJay

"You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin and it's playing just for the families of American soldiers." - T. Rex

"I'm here to tell you that Consul Bremer's penis is =this= big. Ain't that right, Paul?" - Scott

"And now, my Bob Dole impersonation!" - Scott

"You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin and it's playing just for the Iraqi people." - Bill Simmon

"AFLAC!!!" - Lilith

Puppet2:"OH shit, he lost the sock puppet! Now what are we gonna do?! everyone can see!" - Amy T

Rummy:"if i just stand here looking real earnest, like i'm taking a dump, and make some hand gestures, it doesn't matter what i say. surely no one will question my integrity" - Amy T

A reminder:

* Best caption (as judged by me and my dog Cairo) will win a $10 gift cert from Amazon (make sure you provide your e-mail address, which will not be shared with anyone).

* Contest deadline is midnight UTC, today. Enter as many times as you like (just click on the Comment link below, type your entry and submit).

* Winner will be announced and rewarded Friday AM.

Make him sing, make him cry, make him into a human being. Whatever you want, just make SecDef do something.


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