I am outraged at what I saw during the halftime show of the Super Bowl. Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around the television for a celebration. Instead, that celebration was tainted classless, crass and deplorable commercials for beer, erection drugs, and cars. Our nation's children, parents and citizens deserve better.
I have instructed the Commission to open an immediate investigation into last night's broadcast. Our investigation will be thorough and swift.
Best New Blog finalist - 2003 Koufax Awards
A non-violent, counter-dominant, left-liberal, possibly charismatic, quasi anarcho-libertarian Quaker's take on politics, volleyball, and other esoterica.
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