What We're Up Against

Here's what I got from the GOP today (I signed up at their website months ago to get intel):

[W]ealthy liberals "have plotted ways around the campaign finance law" to funnel millions in illegal soft money donations "to finance get-out-the-vote efforts and ads slamming Mr. Bush and Republicans."

One billionaire liberal, George Soros, has already pledged $25 million to get these efforts off the ground. Soros even said that President Bush reminds him of the Nazis.

Soros got another billionaire leftist, Peter Lewis, an ardent advocate of hard drugs, to promise $12 million as a down payment. Their goal is to raise over $400 million to defeat the President and they're halfway there.

To beat these billionaire liberals, we need your help today!

Gosh, those damned, dirty liberals are trying to (gasp!) get out the vote! That's a grave threat to our democracy. And they have the nerve to try to counter Bush's $200 million. Don't they know there's a war on? Traitors, all of them.

ntodd  ¶ 11:23 PM