Weird Phone Calls From Bush?
I just got two very odd phone calls. The first one was a female voice that I simply could not understand. Very low volume, and speaking very fast. She kept saying "hellooo?" but didn't seem to hear me, so I told her I thought she might have the wrong number, apologized and hung up.
Almost immediately the phone rang again, this time a male voice, or at least male-sounding, but it was just like one of those voice disguiser things. I still couldn't understand everything, but it sounded like he said he was from the Bush campaign, and he asked "are you interested?"
I asked "why should I be?" to which he replied, "why shouldn't you be?" I then told him "I think I'll be going now" and hung up.
So either it was a crank, a failed experiment in voice-activated AI, or the DoJ starting to harass me. Or maybe Bush can't even buy decent help with $200,000,000.00.